Bready or Not: Almond Croissant Bars

Posted by on Jun 3, 2026 in Blog, blondies, Bready or Not, breakfast, nutty | 0 comments

These Almond Croissant Bars can’t match the texture of the real-deal, but the flavors? Oh yeah. Honestly, I think of the pastry base here as a buttery conveyance for the glories of frangipane.

Bready or Not: Almond Croissant Bars

Frangipane is one of my favorite things on the planet. Oh, you ask, what is frangipane? To quote Wikipedia, which has scarily become one of the better media platforms in this doomed timeline: “…A sweet almond-flavored custard, typical in French pastry, used in a variety of ways, including cakes and such pastries.”

Bready or Not: Almond Croissant Bars

Frangipane can be part of some very fancy, complicated desserts. This bar recipe is incredibly straightforward. You don’t even need to wash the bowl between making the crust and frangipane. This is the kind of treat that works well as a dessert but is also a fantastic breakfast or brunch item.

Bready or Not: Almond Croissant Bars

Bready or Not: Almond Croissant Bars

These Almond Croissant Bars are super-easy to make and taste lush and delicious. This is a must for almond lovers! Modified from The Kitchn.
Course: Breakfast, Dessert, Snack
Keyword: almond, bars, cake
Author: Beth Cato

Equipment

  • 9×9 or 8×8 pan
  • aluminum foil
  • nonstick spray
  • uneven spatula

Ingredients

Crust:

  • 8 tablespoons unsalted butter 1 stick
  • 1 cup brown sugar packed
  • 1 large egg room temperature
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon almond extract
  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder

Frangipane:

  • 6 tablespoons unsalted butter (3/4 stick) room temperature
  • 1/3 cup white sugar
  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon almond extract
  • 2 large eggs room temperature
  • 1 1/4 cups almond flour or almond meal, sifted

Topping:

  • 1/2 cup sliced almonds
  • confectioners’ sugar for dusting optional

Instructions

Make the crust:

  • Melt the butter, either in a microwave-safe bowl in the microwave or in a pot on the stove. Set aside to cool.
  • Preheat oven at 350. Line an 8×8 or 9×9 baking pan foil to extends up all four sides. Apply nonstick spray to base and sides.
  • Mix together the unsalted butter, brown sugar, egg, both extracts, and kosher salt. It will become smooth and glossy.
  • Beat in the flour and baking powder to form a thick batter. Spread into an even layer.

Make the frangipane:

  • Beat together the butter, white sugar, and kosher salt the mixture is pale and fluffy. Scrape the bottom of the bowl.
  • Add the two extracts followed by the eggs one at a time. The mixture may look curdled. Scrape down the bottom of the bowl again. Fold in the almond flour, mixing until everything is smooth.
  • Dollop the frangipane over the base layer and smooth out using an uneven spatula. Evenly sprinkle the sliced almonds over the top and gently press in.

Bake and finish:

  • Bake until golden brown and passes the toothpick test in the middle, 38 to 42 minutes. Let cool completely. Speed process in the fridge.
  • Use foil to lift the contents onto cutting board. Sprinkle on confectioners’ sugar, if desired. Cut into pieces. Store in a sealed container in the fridge.

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    Nebula Weekend Schedule 2026

    Posted by on Jun 2, 2026 in Blog, public speaking | 0 comments

    I’m attending Nebula Weekend in Chicago (well, Rosemont, as my Chicagoan friends are quick to specify). I’ll arrive late Wednesday and be present into Sunday morning. My public schedule is pretty light, but I’ve already arranged various meetings and foodie adventures with friends.

    Follow my social media for schedule updates, food pics (hmm maybe there will be cheesy things?), and general trip news!

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    See me at the Red Wing Library this Saturday!

    Posted by on May 28, 2026 in Blog, cheddar luck next time, public speaking | 0 comments

    My cozy mystery, Cheddar Luck Next Time, was the Community Read pick for the Red Wing Library! They gave away copies of the book (apparently, they went fast) and I’ll be a guest at the library this Saturday from 10am to 11:30am. I’m going to talk about my personal journey as an autistic person and why I wrote the book, and also, about CHEESE. I have it on good authority that cheese will be available, too.

    Come on by if you’re anywhere in the area!

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    Bready or Not: Fig, Hazelnut, and Herb Crackers

    Posted by on May 27, 2026 in Blog, Bready or Not, cracker, healthier, nutty | 0 comments

    You might know that I have a small interest in cheese. (Ahem.) That interest also extends to good accompaniments for cheese. I’m always on the lookout for delicious crackers–either store-bought or recipes.

    Bready or Not: Fig, Hazelnut, and Herb Crackers

    These Fig, Hazelnut, and Herb Crackers, greatly modified from a Bake from Scratch recipe, are reminiscent of crackers from Trader Joe’s or the fairly common Raincoast brand. They have a hearty flavor thanks to a mix of flours.

    Bready or Not: Fig, Hazelnut, and Herb Crackers

    Use different herbs to adjust the flavor, too, especially if you’re pairing with particular cheeses. I used fennel because I had some around, but rosemary or thyme would be great here.

    Bready or Not: Fig, Hazelnut, and Herb Crackers

    Note that this is a two-step recipe, too, with a break in the middle to freeze the loaf for slicing and a second bake.

    Bready or Not: Fig, Hazelnut, and Herb Crackers

    These sturdy crackers for cheese can be customized with different herbs! Modified from Bake from Scratch Magazine July/August 2023.
    Course: Side Dish, Snack
    Keyword: cracker, fig, hazelnuts
    Author: Beth Cato

    Equipment

    • loaf pan
    • parchment paper
    • large serrated knife like a bread knife

    Ingredients

    • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
    • 1/2 cup whole wheat flour
    • 1 Tablespoon dried fennel
    • sprinkle Italian herbs
    • 1 teaspoon baking soda
    • 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
    • 1/2 cup dried figs chopped
    • 1/4 cup hazelnuts coarsely chopped
    • 1/2 cup half & half or milk
    • 2 Tablespoons runny honey

    Instructions

    • Preheat oven at 350 degrees. Cut parchment paper to fit like a sling into an 8.5 by 4.5-inch loaf pan. Apply nonstick spray inside pan then on the paper positioned within the pan.
    • In a large bowl, combine both flours, herbs, baking soda, and salt. Add figs and hazelnuts. Gradually stir in the half & half and honey, scraping the bottom of the bowl. Pour into the prepared pan.
    • Bake for 20 minutes. Go ahead and turn off the oven, as it’s not going to be used for this recipe again for a couple hours, minimum. Let the little loaf cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then lift it out to completely cool on a rack.
    • Wrap it in plastic wrap and stash in the freezer for 2 hours, or until whenever you plan to finish the recipe.
    • Preheat oven at 325 degrees. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    • Use a large serrated knife, such as a bread knife, to slice loaf into 1/8-inch thick pieces. Lay pieces on pan.
    • Bake 10 minutes. Gently flip to other side. Bake for an additional 20 to 35 minutes, until pieces are crispy and dried, not squishy at all. Keep in mind, bake time will be impacted by cracker thickness; a thin cut will cook quickly, a thick cut, at the higher end of the spectrum.
    • Let them cool on pan for 10 minutes, then transfer to a rack to fully cool. They will keep well in a sealed container at room temperature for up to a week, but are also great to freeze (and will thaw quickly, too).

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