Bready or Not: Cat Tongue Cookies (Langues de Chat)

Posted by on Mar 4, 2020 in Blog, Bready or Not, cookies, French | Comments Off on Bready or Not: Cat Tongue Cookies (Langues de Chat)

Cat Tongue Cookies! NO CATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THESE COOKIES.

Bready or Not: Cat Tongue Cookies (Langues de Chat)

I first heard about these cookies on the Great British Bake Off, where they were used as part of another recipe. My curiosity was piqued.

Bready or Not: Cat Tongue Cookies (Langues de Chat)

I am trying out a lot more French recipes. This seemed like a good, basic one to try… even though I HATE piping things. Did I say hate? I meant LOATHE.

Bready or Not: Cat Tongue Cookies (Langues de Chat)

That said, this recipe wasn’t too awful in that regard. The dough wasn’t a big sticky mess. I used a gallon Ziploc bag and cut the corner off, the old basic method, and that worked just fine.

Bready or Not: Cat Tongue Cookies (Langues de Chat)

The end result reminded me a lot of the old American stand-by, Nilla Wafers. Nothing fancy by themselves, but crisp and refreshing. They would be easy to dress up by dipping them in chocolate, Nutella, jam, whatever–if you want.

Bready or Not: Cat Tongue Cookies (Langues de Chat)

I thought they were just fine by themselves, with my cats lurking close by–tongues intact.

Bready or Not: Cat Tongue Cookies (Langues de Chat)

Consisting of just 5 ingredients, these are very straightforward and deliciously crisp vanilla cookies. Make the piping process easier by penciling guidelines onto parchment paper.
Course: Dessert, Snack
Cuisine: French
Keyword: cookies, french
Servings: 32 cookies
Author: Beth Cato

Equipment

  • parchment paper
  • piping bag or gallon Ziploc

Ingredients

  • 9 Tablespoons unsalted butter softened
  • 1/2 cup white sugar plus 2 Tablespoons
  • 3 egg whites
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

Instructions

  • Preheat oven at 400 degrees. Line a large baking pan with parchment. Use pencil to draw 3-inch lines spaced several inches apart in rows upon the paper, then flip over so the pencil lines still show through as guides.
  • In a medium bowl, cream together butter and white sugar (1/2 cup and 2 Tablespoons) until smooth. Beat in egg whites one at a time until batter is light and fluffy. Stir in vanilla followed by flour. Dough might be stiff.
  • Put about half of dough into a Ziploc bag (then cut off corner) or a piping bag with a medium star tip. Squeeze out dough onto the lines on parchment.
  • Bake for 10 to 11 minutes, until edges are starting to brown. Move to cooling rack. Pipe and bake remaining dough, reusing parchment.
  • Store in a sealed container. Good dipped into chocolate or spread with Nutella--or all by itself.

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    New story at Daily Science Fiction: “The Best Horses Are Found in the Sea…”

    Posted by on Feb 27, 2020 in anthology:story, Blog | Comments Off on New story at Daily Science Fiction: “The Best Horses Are Found in the Sea…”

    “The Best Horses Are Found in the Sea, and Other Horse Tales to Emerge Since the Rise” might be my longest story title ever, and it’s the title of my latest story at Daily Science Fiction. It’s a thousand-word look at a far-future California where horses are the stuff of mythology.

    #SFWAPro

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    Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    Posted by on Feb 26, 2020 in Blog, Bready or Not, chocolate, cookies | Comments Off on Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    Basic Scottish shortbread is one of the awesomest things in the world. It’s also a blank canvas for variations beyond count. Chocolate chips and a jolt of espresso add extra oomph to this new spin!

    Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    Pride O’ Scotland Shortbread was one of the first recipes I considered ‘mine’ as a teenager. It became the one thing I made each year for our family’s Thanksgiving potluck.

    Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    Appropriately, it’s also something I made for my husband the very first day I met him when I was 18. (Yes, he was an almost total stranger. Yes, I welcomed him with shortbread. Because that’s what I do.)

    Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    I considered the recipe sacrosanct the past two decades… and then I got an idea. Chocolate. Espresso powder. It had to be good, right? Or would it be a crumbly mess?

    Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    Yes indeed, it turned out to be delicious. No, it remained as cohesive as ever. Yay!

    Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    Espresso powder is fantastic along with chocolate; I include it in most every brownie recipe. The coffee flavor doesn’t come in strong (I actually hate coffee), but it make the chocolate taste bolder and more nuanced.

    Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    Bready or Not Original: Chocolate Chip Espresso Shortbread

    My original Pride O' Scotland Shortbread, now with additional caffeine! Espresso powder and mini chocolate chips add extra oomph to buttery, tender triangles of shortbread.
    Course: Breakfast, Dessert, Snack
    Cuisine: Scottish
    Keyword: chocolate, coffee, cookies, shortbread
    Servings: 16 pieces
    Author: Beth Cato

    Equipment

    • two basic 9-inch pie plates

    Ingredients

    • 2 cups all-purpose flour
    • 3/4 cups white sugar
    • 1 teaspoon espresso powder
    • 1/4 teaspoon salt
    • 1 cup unsalted butter softened, 2 sticks
    • 1 egg yolk
    • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    • 1/2 cup mini chocolate chips

    Instructions

    • Place flour, sugar, espresso powder, and salt in mixing bowl; add butter, egg yolk, and vanilla. Mix with fingers until dough holds together, then fold in the mini chocolate chips. Once chips are distributed, divide dough into two balls and press each ball into a pan. Flatten evenly with palms and prick surface all over with floured fork. Slash into wedges.
    • Bake for 17 to 22 minutes, until the edges are golden brown. Remove from oven. Immediately cut again following slash marks and carefully run the blade around the edge of the crust to loosen the shortbread.
    • Let shortbread cool. Cut again along slash marks and the crust, then remove wedges to eat. Shortbread keeps in sealed container for several days.

    OM NOM NOM!

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      Book Blog: The Dark Lord Clementine by Sarah Jean Horwitz

      Posted by on Feb 21, 2020 in Blog, book blog | Comments Off on Book Blog: The Dark Lord Clementine by Sarah Jean Horwitz

      I review everything I read and post reviews on Goodreads and LibraryThing. That’s not enough. Good books are meant to be shared. Therefore, I’m spotlighting some of my favorite reads here on my site.

      dark lord clementine

      The Dark Lord Clementine by Sarah Jean Horwitz
      out now; Indiebound, B&N, and Amazon

      I received a gratis copy of the ebook for award consideration.

      The Dark Lord Clementine is an incredibly witty, fun middle grade frolic in a fresh new fantasy world. I would have adored this book as a kid and enjoyed it as an adult too–and had to fight the urge to giggle aloud more than once as I read in a waiting room.

      Clementine is the only child of the Dark Lord Elithor. She’s been raised in isolation, instructed in the importance of villainy as she helps to manage their silent farm with nightmares and flaming chickens. When her father comes down with a dreadful curse, Clementine does her best to manage the estate, but as loneliness and desperation sets in, she is determined to take on the witch who cursed her father… and instead falls in with some people who might, possibly be her first friends.

      What I loved about this book was that it’s delightfully amusing and that the moral lesson of the book is always kept fun, never preachy. Clementine–and her dad–can’t be TOO evil, after all. The end of the book is packed with surprises, too. Really, it’s a fantastic read start to finish. How can I not love a book that has a spell-book-turned-into-a-chicken?

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